On Wedding Vows

“She decided they were going to write their own wedding vows,” Brielle was saying.

“Did she sew her own wedding gown, too?” Mr. Magundi asked.

On ‘America First’

“But I don’t think our president should worry about what they want,” Mr. Bates was saying. “His job is to serve our country, not theirs. America first, that’s what I say.”

“I agree,” Mr. Magundi said. “In fact, I apply the same patriotic principle to my own everyday life. Whenever there’s a long line over at the IGA store, I always push my way to the front, shouting ‘Magundi first!’ all the way. Other people don’t like it much, but I don’t think I should worry about what they want.”