On More School

“If kids aren’t learning, they should go to school more,” said Mr. Bates. “I think they should go to school year-round.”

“I see,” Mr. Magundi replied. “The patient is dying of arsenic poisoning, so you prescribe more arsenic.”


On School

“But Derek is so miserable in school,” said Mrs. Bowman. “I worry about him. He just can’t seem to fit in.”

“And good for him,” said Mr. Magundi. “The child who is miserable in school is laying the foundation for a happy adulthood, but the child who is happy in school will never recover from it.”